How fast is a dumbass?

Not worth bragging when you only do the easy (and fun) part of making children…

If you give a guinea pig a carrot…

Clearly Jojo is Spooky’s type

When compared to high consumption?

Are they going to update the playlist?

Surprise funny business is better than rain-check funny business

Or 1/4 cup sticks (half the length of the 1/2 cup sticks), which usually end up a more convient size

Used to live near a pond with something like this. Not nearly as big, and was square, but could also climb down and see the underside where the water fell down and formed a stream.

Was pretty cool.

It does not go specifically on a sub sandwich.

A sub sandwich gets oil and vinegar

Mayo is great on a BLT, or a Hamburger, but these are not subs

“Plenty” = “none”

Mayo doesn’t go on a sub.

Well, they looks like they’ll fit, so why not?

If they’ve survived 50 years, I think it’s time to thank them for their service and send them on their way.

How have these survived on the wall for 50 years?

If something fails so clearly at its basic function, can it really be “ruined”?

Microwave: just for that, I’m giving it to you BOTH too hot and too cold

Run?

Campout sounds much more fun than cleaning my room.

Yeah. Brain fart by me. Only English is the absolut logos.

But I’m going to stand with the idea that a country with a government that executes people for being gay isn’t going to have a liquor store showing corporate pride flags

And even in countries with those government, changing the government isn’t a simple (or safe) thing.

It’s one thing I’d be fine sticking Trump’s name on.

All the dead in this war, military and civilian, American, Iranian and Qatari, are blood on Donald’s hands