It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.
This is done to condition the audience that the end of the show is coming.
After driving out of state, paying $36 for a bottle of water and rocking out to your favorite band only to have them turn up the lights and fuck off to the airport without even playing a full set can lead to an angry crowd…
And then the venue owners have to deal with a Dylan goes Electric style riot.
Yay, new technology for turning humans into body parts.
I’m sure we, as a species, will use this technology responsibly…
Jesus… How many schools did they have??
All forms of opposition should be encouraged, regardless of impact or effectiveness.
Push them all forward systemically. These efforts can potentiate each other, building political pressure and a growing desire for social change.
Theory:
Assembly shows solidarity, and helps to cement a political outlook shared by others. It reminds those in power that we are here and oppose them. Gathering for a mass protest builds the reflex - making it easier to gather en mass in situations when real opposition can make the biggest difference
Practice:
Hey, knock off all that fascism or we WILL take another lap…
Oh. The Atlantic.
I suppose you’re old enough now that we should “the talk”
See, now, when the President wants to fuck us all for what is in comparison a laughably small sum of money…
Fetishizing mythology as national policy.
Yeah. Great. Sure.
Fucking kill us all because school teachers are secretly centaurs in disguise and the Ark of the Covenant contains a coupon for a free Lexus, and if you’re special enough to believe in White Jesus then heaven is a gated community, and they have the best HOA ever.
Like, maybe it’s just better if Homo Sapiens doesn’t survive?
Why is Kermit posed like the thumbnail for a porno clip?
“Ageless Linux Emerges” sounds all cosmic-horror for some reason?
…In the house of R’lyeh, Dead Tux lies dreaming
Ha ha!
It’s funny because no one in a position of power will try and stop him and he will fucking kill us all for his vanity, or to escape narcissistic injury, or because he’s bored…
Wait… yeah, that’s not funny. Can someone please take away grampas nuclear weapons and put him in a home/jail?
It will destroy all of us, just at different times…
It’s going to be alright. They plan to fix this. See they are going to dismantle NOAA and every other organization capable of forecasting the weather…
Something. Something, Rule of Law…