His evil plan is to lock you inside a fancy dressing room and give you the FANCIEST menswear ever (so MAGICALLY, demonically fancy, that you drop your jaw from how much it changes your image)

In fact it’s so fancy, that even WOMEN and NONBINARY people immediately try it on, regardless of how they present their own genders. That’s just how powerful his haberdashery is

You will have such a hard time making up your mind picking the most dashing combination of hundreds of trousers, jackets, hats, ties, shoes and undershirts, that you’ll exhaust yourself to death until your life energy is fully depleted

By the time he’s done, his victims turn into very fashionable-looking skeletons that he can then use his magic hat to re-animate into undead gentleminions

It is a very genius plan, idk why you’re hating

Maybe the joke is that if you pretend to be able to read it by not acting confused by the weird gibberish, then anyone can tell that you can’t read

When you’re too high to even realize that the words are in that order, so you just say “Hi, I’m doing pretty good! How about you?”

The joke ends and begins with the flier. I don’t even own a trenchcoat lol

I’m not worried. Nothing on Lemmy ever reaches the Google results page

Gp I changed it

Sometimes you might not even have a choice, because Reddit’s automated system will think you evaded a subreddit ban even though you didn’t

No I genuinely had no idea what a toynbee was

This looks like really fascinating stuff though, thanks for choosing to assume that it was an earnest question. I’m autistic and get misunderstood easily

Yeah, sucks too because I had some genuinely good times while high over the ~2 year period that I’d done edibles (harmlessly laughed my ass off, felt like I was floating), before the psychosis even happened. But if it happened one time it can always happen again, and again is too many times to risk it. Been to places I’d rather not be back in xD

r/fuckyouinparticular

Idk what your username has to do with Jupiter. Astrology thing?

There’s actually a lot of people that know some English there, and if they don’t know it then they frequently use hand signs or gestures to convey to tourists like you what they mean

I was surprised when I travelled, but it makes sense considering America’s massive influence on Japanese culture. It shows when you see places like MOS Burger (like American fast food but Japanese-made, has things like sweet potato milkshakes and shrimp burgers. Super good and cheap btw!) or things like Disney in every toy store

Knockoff POSCA Marker is my headcanon name for it

Mm well you’re a toy bee. Toys can’t even talk so shut up

And if you aren’t a toy bee then guess what I eat you cuz I am mantis, and mantis eats bee

No they wouldn’t! I believe djdarren more!

My god, when do they stop being everywhere

Yeah it’s actually one of my favorite animations ever, and it’s crazy how characters like The Pointed Man aren’t talked about or fanarted more.

If The Point were made today, it would have a TADC-level cult following

Sometimes your mistake could be taking any at all, and then it triggers a weeks-long series of psychotic episodes that has you walking into the bathroom, taking off your shirt and wadding it up, so that you can use it to muffle your uncontrollable screaming

You might think that the entire world is fake. You might start talking like a robot. You might suddenly get into meditation like your life depends on it. You might even draw crazy doodles on your phone to help get you through it, like this big-chinned goblin with a strange name

I thought it was gonna be a “it means he got banned from Reddit” joke

They’re in our politics too?!

Ok there is a psyop or conspiracy happening. This means something