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What’s wrong with sucking robot dick? Dick is usually pretty nice, so I would think he’d be emulated in a pleasant manner by robot mechanisms.

This and East of Eden are two of the ones I always plan to read and never get around to actually reading. I find so many references to them that I know I should.

People when the french dress in symbolic clothing for a protest: Woo, go france! Yellow jacket riot!

People when americans dress in symbolic clothing for a protest: Ha ha! Stupid losers in cosplay!

I’m over here just searching for one cock to gobble, and you’re getting millions of sperm? Jeeez, look at this humblebrag.

If I remember someone from a few months ago, displays like this tend to sell better than well organized ones. I can’t give any evidence other than remembering that statement though, so take it with a grain of salt.

A week or two ago, a new poster, violet08, started posting memes wherein she described or implied her being horny in the shitpost community where most posts were eye-rolling takes. Since then, a surprising number of the memes posted in our old shitpost community have been memes or mere statements pasted on semi-fitting pictures that describe or imply being horny, and after a time, chippy and now hemorrhoids have posted many horny bearing things of note. Also, violet deleted her account and made a new one during this.

The people replying to said memes are like an 80/20 split of people who are laughing or masturbating to the horny posts, and people who are saying violet is a 50 year old man, a psyop, etc.

Damn, I’m in a bay area as well, but the chances of it being your bay area are slim.

It’s too bad you’re in Minnesota, or there’s another thing you could tee up for me to hit right.

Three in my drink, four cubes that clink,

five inches down, six please make me drown.

Mormons bouncing in glee right now.

Yeah, but in euro land that high gas price is because they’re getting taxed… and that tax is used FOR THEIR BENEFIT!

Our measly gas taxes apparently can’t even keep up with the whole ‘bridges falling apart’ thing.

Forced attendance is a combination of oversight, because it proves the university is trying to accomplish the ‘whole teaching thing,’ and because it’s pretty evident that students who attend more classes do better. I’m sure all of us on lemmy can say they had classes (or just areas of life) where they completely taught themselves, but in general even a mediocre professor makes the self-reading/studying portion fit better into your head.

The oversight thing can go take a hike, but I’m okay with raising the outcome for a bunch of students by requiring attendance.

Grumble bumble. It’s hard for me to believe that this many lemmings have never dated. We have enough people that talk about kids and homes and various ‘adult that is settled’ things where I would not have believed there are enough incels here to even feel their presence. Men get horny, women get horny, republicans and the rich should be kept away from kids. All of these things should be well known.

With that aside, it’s the intense focus on a single community, very constant posting, and being on lemmy of all places, that leads me to think it’s a group or even just a person acting intentionally to gauge the reaction or merely push the feeling of a community. What attraction would this place hold over the much larger and well known areas of reddit, instagram, etc. for a (supposedly) 18 year old chica from europe? No matter how horny.

Oh my god. How have I never noticed this? It’s going to be so much fun between the real thing and the ice cream version.

I think magical chairs would be more popular if this was an end possibility. Make it a double removal from the game: first, the person who didn’t make it to a chair in time, and second, the person they choose to sit with. The second person can stay in the game by doing X to the first person. Choose X depending on how horny/silly/friendly the game should be in your group.

Apply? Just post your address and we’ll see if you’re even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I’m not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.

If you ever heard or saw the my sides reaction in 4chan, it was kind of amazing to eventually learn that it was an intentional push by a team. It’s not much different than the bronies: first it was mockery, then it was people ironically posting to annoy the mockers, then it was people believing the ironic posts were real, and then it went crazy.

Same here. One poster, violet, suddenly made a bunch of slightly sexual, titillating memes on lemmyshitpost, and now the entire community seems to be mostly hornyposting. I would bet dollars-to-donuts that it’s an intentional push to gauge how a community reacts. The people now picking up on it are ‘adapting’ to the community’s response because everyone loves seeing the little notification light up that someone has replied to you.

Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!

The issue with that is it would create a very large lever arm (not really a lever arm, but it’s the closest way I have to describe it) with the buoyancy force of the neck disappearing unless the neck is placed in the water, and if the giraffe is holding it’s head up higher, the angle necessary to have the neck in the water while the body (the other significant buoyancy provider) is also in the water would dunk even more of the giraffe’s face in the water, almost certainly plunging the giraffe’s nostrils and mouth below the surface.

I can’t keep this up.

I bet you can when I wrap my lips around you…

I can’t watch you disregard praise because you think you’re unworthy of it.

aaaand, I’m just going to go jump off of a high place now.

🔲 Do you like me ?