I’m nowhere near Massachusetts but I am a huge fan of breakfast food so I applaud your efforts.

Oh no, wherever will middle school girls be able to try out shoplifting now?

69 cousins! How nice.

Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.

That was really their name?!

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