Lemmywinks

Bar-weep-gra-nar-weep-ninibon?

That’s okay, drinking in bars is a popular group activity 😊

Sounds like he would have been disappointed even if the tree did have fruit on it, because dates grow on date palms, not on fig trees…

Really? Things have clearly changed in the 25 years since my last school trip then. We didn’t go to bars with our teachers, but we had plenty of free time in the evenings, some of which was definitely spent in bars.

Their laws don’t allow online advertising (or something, I’m not clear on the actual details).

No ads on YouTube, Spotify can still play ads for premium (but they don’t make any money from them), and you can play mobile games without having to deal with ads too.

This is the real problem. The payment processors wouldn’t give a shit if it wasn’t for a very vocal minority of batshit religious busy-bodies.

So you’d only be interested in reading an article if it was going to instantly solve all of humanities energy problems overnight? Why bother clicking on any link with such ridiculously high standards?

Race isn’t a real thing, scientifically speaking, it is a social construct (like ‘justice’, or the ‘Easter Bunny’). ‘Racism’ is actually a shorthand for ethnocentrism.

Who tf said anything about scientology?

The image that you posted, obviously.

It appears to claim that scientology was influenced by Hinduism, Mahayana Buddhism, and Taoism, which is a pretty ridiculous claim.

https://youtu.be/ZcO10Fim0C8

they also believe god meant for the existence of poor people. blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth (while the rich and famous go to heaven)

Which is extra funny when you remember that Jesus explicitly stated that rich people don’t get into heaven.

Sure, the birds/ants/etc aren’t going to kill the zombies, but without any tendons the zombies aren’t going to pose much of a threat.

I dunno, I’m pretty sure you’d only have to hold out for the few days it would take for the birds/ants/etc to eat through the major tendons on all the zombies, rendering them immobile, and then you’d be completely safe and the massive clean-up project could begin.

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No, you’ve remembered that wrong. It is immune to the bacteria that live on its teeth, if it bites you then you get a bacterial infection that leaves you paralysed, then you get very slowly eaten alive by a komodo dragon.

It’s worth mentioning that Alan Watts was a chronic alcoholic who drank himself to death in his 50s. Maybe he should have picked that phone back up from time to time.

Shroom’s don’t even need to be dried. In fact, fresh shrooms are more potent - they just don’t store very well and are less pleasant to chew.