lol the author struggles a lot with coherent english. it’s very noticeable throughout the book.

then again, names are made-up bullshit while rocket science is not.

cargo pants rule

thanks.

the planet Earth has a mass of 10²⁴ kg (source, Wikipedia), all humans together have a mass of 10¹² kg (source: do the math. 10 billion person · 100 kg/person). make of that what you will.

i meant, what did the comment say? it had 105 upvotes

nono, i mean more like “when will me meet?” “wednesday 2pm” “ok”

now, when was that? was it tuesday 3pm? or was it 2pm?

text communication is just inherently superior. it automatically writes down all the dates, times and locations.

hey, not everybody likes it in 40°C heat. maybe she just had superior air conditioning.

technically, we’re all just a small bean in this big world.

eh, mobile connectivity is good enough for me lol

grippy socks jail is where i will one day meet my future wife, i can feel it

are you insinoating it doesn’t exist?

nooooooooo. what did it say?

3 days without shitposts you say? couldn’t be me

fun fact: we could accelerate a huge spaceship to approximately 3% speed of light with technology that we have today.

nuclear fission + ion drive would do that.

at this speed, traversing the entire galaxy (Milky Way) once would only take about ~5 million years, or about 1/1000 of the time that life has existed on Earth.

note: at my supermarket they sell a glass of topping (tomato sauce with vegetables and other stuff inside) for 1.50€ per bottle. noodles are like 3€/kg (1 kg lasts for ~5 servings), that makes 2.10€ per serving (1 bottle tomato sauce + 200g noodles).

and that’s a big serving :P

girl you gotta eat healthy, your body needs fiber and vitamins just as much as it does need calories.

i recommend pasta, it’s cheap, low in sugar, delicious and will not give you a tummy ache.

recipe:

• cook noodles for ~10 minutes (see packaging)
• add tomato sauce and plant oil
• add spices, vegetables, literally anything you can find
• enjoy

lots of people will have different opinions about this, and many will disagree with me, but i think the inherent problem in today’s world is progress itself.

progress brings with it all bad things. it makes people greedy, because now suddenly there’s something to gain. it makes people fierce and fiery and competitive, and suddenly your life isn’t chill anymore but you have to do something, you have to work a job, because otherwise your neighbors are gonna complain about you being a lazy slob and not contributing to society somewhat, and suddenly you’ll find yourself surrounded by angry cousins in your peaceful back-yard that you thought was yours, because they’ll demand that you work (just like everyone else), and “who doesn’t work doesn’t deserve to eat” and all that.

truly, progress is like the atlantic, it might bring us to a shiny new place but the journey itself is wild and fearsome. what i’m saying is that the best way to stay out of trouble is to never have left the ocean in the first place, probably.