Instructions unclear. Please send bail money.

Hahaha, look at that guy thinking the law has any meaning in the US of A.

I’m confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.

What have pigs ever done to deserve this?

Looks yummy!

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but no money sure as hell buys unhappiness.

How nice of him to unite the country in these politically divided times.

This article is complete bullshit. What they probably meant is that it can switch between energy input and output within milliseconds, which is realistic. Whoever wrote this lacks a basic understanding of the technology.

Or at the very least their dignity.

The purpose of cops is not to reduce crime.

Word!

Where are the Praetorians when you need them?

Personally I’ve never met a single self professed Christian that I would have considered a good person. So headlines or not, I have my doubts there.

I hope they also fired whoever is in charge of security there.

Which is very par for the course.

What exactly is the difference?

Right after Trump had been appointed Supreme Leader for Life.

It was a lettuce.

Next up: Hitler’s painting career.

Mint user: I don’t care how much RAM my system uses as long as it works.