I would do the same but if its a wipe intense situation I just get a lot more done standing.
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“Did you work out today?”
you know I did
Ah yes the lemonade percolator, classic.
Sit wiping is for casual easy going wiping.
If we’re getting serious, I’m gonna be standing up and spreading the cheeks with one hand.
I mostly sit but I think the downsides are downplayed.
In my old age of creeping towards 40 my stream has died down a little, but no splash ?
There is splash. Even with my pathetic old man pressure there is splash. It doesn’t go on the floor. it goes on my thighs and under the toilet seat.
Before when I was young and virile it was a big issue and very uncomfortable to veeeeeery gently let a portion of my stream out over a long time.
There’s also the issue of not accidentally booping the porcelain with the tip.
Granted its nice to have a sit down alone, and with measures taken it can even be nice, but its not a clear cut winner.
Also peeing freely outside is of course the best. Or from something very high up.
I get time anxiety instead. So many misunderstandings chatting back and forth and fuck typing on a touchscreen in general.
I hate typing on a phone and I love the opportunity to knock a conversation that would’ve happened over 2-4 hours in 2 minutes.
so curious what the charge was listed as
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That may be true for a few markeplaces, but zero of the ones I have seen. All BTC.
Absolutely not the best. just the best adoption rate due to being first. Also because buying any other crypto usually involves step 1: buy bitcoin and step 2: trade for whatevercoin.
I think the reason has little to do with investors and more to do the bitcoin being the backbone of the online black market.
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The people who struggle to get pregnant usually try for a year or several years.
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don’t insult the pig
Here I was thinking these examples were new age memes from the post Reddit era

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