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1. Guy sets up hoop
2. Kids play basketball
3. Crazy person thinks they’re too loud.
4. Crazy person calls cops.
5. Cops do nothing.
6. Crazy person kills kids.

Before I read the post text I was going to yell “Fake!” because surely a Karen would ruin this.

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What’s the meaning of the past tense there? “I’ve been fortunate enough”

Hallelujah!

This shouldn’t happen unless you also switched to a niche browser.

It’s probably way cheaper to add a speaker than an actual, physical bell. But I agree. My microwave dings and I’m fine with that.

All of the things you’d be polluting the sun with are already there.

The relevant passage for anyone interested in more than just the headline:

By contrast, Bennett and Brassard’s theory - known as BB84 - shows that any attempt to hack or copy their quantum encryption key changes the very behaviour of its elements, making replication impossible.

Further reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BB84

Just befriend a paramedic or a firefighter or some other of the sort that works next to a train line. You’ll hear that joke quite often and get used to it.

Was she also there after the time?

Can you tell me how any user ever finds out that you need to double click an icon on their desktop?

I completely agree with you on this. I hate that Windows doesn’t disclose what areas can be clicked anymore. It used to, back when computers where new. Nowadays if you wanted to show a new person how to use a computer, you’d have to very explicitly explain things that would’ve been obvious from the looks just 10 years ago. (Ok, maybe 15.)

What is a new Apple user supposed to do? Try all of the 30-ish gestures one can make on every side and every corner of every app? That’s just stupid.

Even if it did, how would any user ever find out about this obscure feature?

Unless the user is actively navigating, the header is dead weight. The header should hide on scrollDown and reveal on scrollUp. Let the content breathe.

This one I actually hate. Often I just want to scroll up a few pixels, either to satisfy a mild compulsion or to align the content so I can see most of it. This is completely ruined if the navbar pops back in. Leave it at the top of the page, where it belongs, not at the top of the viewport!

That’s the first response I’ve received that actually made sense.

The standards we used to put up with…

Back when games were measured by how enjoyable they were rather than a little number in the corner.

During our last meeting (where inexplicably 25 people where called to talk), my direct manager had to take a shit. He told my colleague who was sitting opposite of me to excuse him, should he be called while on the toilet (the order was random).

Unsurprisingly, just as he had left, it was his turn. Despite being muted and had no video on, everyone heard me laugh because it was so loud my colleague’s mic picked it up.

The only people keeping his legacy alive are those who incessantly bitch about the meme template. Without you, he would just be the “‘change my mind’ meme guy.”

That guy gains nothing by people using the meme template. Most memers don’t even know about the controversy. So why is it bad to use the template when it’s so detached from the original dude?

I forget. Are passkeys the access method that prevents you from logging in ever again if you lose access to a device?