I’m pretty sure any distro using GNU software would be disqualified, so maybe Alpine?

Let it rip!

That’s not really all that special or unique. There are lots of things that many people would instantly recognize that others would have never seen before.

45/33 1/3 RPM records might be well within your wheelhouse, but would you recognize a 78 RPM record, or an Edison wax cylinder at first glance? How about the image below?

For those, like me, who wondered how much data was written in 400 picoseconds, the answer is a single bit.

If I’m doing the math correctly, that’s write speeds in the 10s-100s GBps range.