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Make something where something isn’t. Magical news

We want names not on that list

Hint: they also yelled at the humans.

I forget not everyone has my sense of humor.

You don’t need to insult yourself like that in public, if you need it explained you can just ask… but I guess you don’t want to know.

Did you mean human? ;)

Developer no longer wants to developer. Got it. Not news these days.

C. They’re all one person

heave | ho | heave | ho

All they need is a funded ICE to prevent ICE from losing funding ever.

Illegal to the extent it can or will be enforced, and I don’t see many lawsuits in the news like this involving small groups.

I do, like as a backup or whatever. Here’s my card:

Name: Dr. Stud McMuffin, PhD
Occupation: Body Movin’
Puts Out: 100%
Gives Up: Never
Lets Down: Never
Run Around: Never
Desert You: Never 
Phone: +1 (248) 434-5508

Yall just got lazy with Maine.

Gotta squeeze it in so Dems have something to cancel and make it look like they’re working when they fail to impeach Trump or pass literally anything worthwhile besides slowly chipping away at 6-8 years of Trump.

Try not trying to avoid trying so hard you can’t quit trying.

I would be happy with a squirt guillotine

In the UK, Face Sitting Porn Might Land You in Jail

This won’t solve anything because the people who do this don’t care about your licenses.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Rewards before success. 🇺🇸