I agree with the Ubuntu based suggestions but if you’re ok waiting towards the end of this month 26.04 LTS is about to come out. That should provide a better long term experience.

If it needs to be now the older 24.04 LTS version is fine.

I wish this was true lol

Oh I wasn’t suggesting it as a fix. Just saying what you’re describing was kinda possible in the 90s. Like others mentioned your provider may have a DVR solution capable of it, but I’ve never seen one. Sorry if I caused any confusion.

It was possible to setup your VCR to record at specific times. The fancy ones could even change the channel for it.

angry child simulator - 1999

well, everclear is a reasonable antiseptic. So maybe they cancel each other out?

Could put the latest available OSX on it and sell it for $300. People buy old apple stuff like vintage clothes.

Did you have fun?

If it’s a 510 thread style try cleaning the contacts.

We have a real winner here 🫡

They can’t play chess worth a damn so I expect them to sacrifice their king haha

I’d like to see an general computing bill that makes it mandatory for hardware developers to release all the source code with schemics.

As well as an mandatory requirement to be forbidden from walled garden behaviour.