I still hear “I voted for Trump three times, but…” on a regular basis. Trump voters by-and-large aren’t repentant and they don’t give the appearance of the cognitive capacity necessary for “doubting”. That would imply reconsideration based on available facts. What they are doing now would be better described as “musing idly about the specific self-serving details of”.

Don’t forget the original.

We must acknowledge the probability that the US government is engaging in an ongoing neglect and torture campaign against ICE detainees. The only possible reasons I can conceive for this level of obfuscation are either what I’ve mentioned above or an ongoing epidemic of some nearly untreatable disease in their facilities. Neither explanation makes their actions moral or legal.

What’s all this then?

Y’know… you’re typically supposed to send out the invites before you put out the balloons.

The kids would say Steph Curry.

Neither. An adolescent goat.

Alright, look… I still write all of my own code… originally…

What I will 100% offload on some two-bit clanker slop agent is a last minute change request that fundamentally alters the structure and scope of the project.

Hey, if you’re not going to put in your best effort to plan, then why should I put in my best effort to develop? 🤷‍♂️

Did they say “M-S D-O-S computers”?!

Oh god, I feel old… The kids have forgotten how to pronounce “DOS”…

For… research.

How dare you show me a sprint board outside of work hours. XD

Bessent looks like Jim Carrey playing a cartoonishly over-the-top villain.

“They won’t let me do whatever I want so waaah! WAAAH!!! I’m not going to do anything I’m supposed to do until I get my way! WAAAH!!!”

-A diaper-wearing child

They look funny doing that, but I wouldn’t fxxk with a single one of those dudes. Probably have thighs as solid as rock and could kick you straight into a coma.

Complaining pick-up truck drivers need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and maybe consider getting a big boy job and a big boy car. See me when you can hold down a position as a line cook at Wendy’s with a combination of public transit and a 2002 Toyota Corolla that functions reliably about four total weeks out of the year! That’s how a real man handles business!

“The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.” (Or something like that)

-Socrates (probably)

Wow… What a history. All these times I’ve been to DC and stood at the reflecting pool and I never knew it carried such a tale.

Oh, right. AI users…

ahem

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Can I help you set a reminder to thank TheRiskiestBiscuit later or would you prefer to thank them now?

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Hopefully that’s specific enough.

“Claude, how do I change power settings on a laptop?”

Thank me later, AI users. ;)