SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Buckled on jazz cabbage
That’s me rn. Not figuratively either, but literally. And no, I will not be providing any proof of this. Just take my word for it.
Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who’s quirk is she can’t help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.
Would you have preferred it in French?
Professor Oak after a 10yo boy won 8 badges, defeated the elite four, and became champion of the Kanto region:
I am a devotee of the Mad God Sheogorath himself, so yeah this tracks
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Taco trump special from a catering truck
8·11 days ago“The tacos come pre-enshittified” rolls for deception
Na. That happens in the bedroom
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Kalshi Defends Plan to Bet on Lives of Cancer Patients
3·16 days agoEdit: why do folks hate innocent questions?
I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•People don't know how bananas work.
1·17 days agoGreen bananas are better in smoothies imo. Just my preference though. Can’t speak for others.
I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The most unrealistic part of Odyssey is the journey taking 20 years
1·25 days ago(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)
“What’s your name, kid?”
“Steve.”
“Fuck that. Your name is Steve now.”
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.
I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•I, too, would like to go back to simpler times.
2·26 days agoI was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like


Any insult towards him is disrespectful towards anyone else that can also fit that insult