Ooo yeah Crockett is anything but dumb tbh. I’ve seen her go off on opposition during committees and councils. Shes one of the few ACTUAL smart politicians, with a real interest in helping the people that voted her into office.

-looking for stories about how marijuana use has negatively impacted your life

“I-I just kept eating. Just kept going. A whole family sized bag of doritos. OH THE HORROR!!”

Ya know, a certain citizen gone president recently employed the tactic to avoid persecution for his crimes… Can we drag the Mangione case another 3 ish years so Luigi can declare for presidency? Then (based on precedent) his case has to stall until after the election.