I’ve heard sometimes it gets stuck in pixelated mode and then when you go to pee it goes everywhere. And the girlfriend still gets mad at you for making a mess.

Victoria’s Secret catalogue was in my spank bank.

It’ll still make it hard to not puke to have it in my pocket

I thought Tankie specifically referenced Stalinists.

What happens to the legal validity of the passport if that page was missing?

Shouldn’t it be a Communist Commonwealth? Haz a nice ring to it if you ask me.

Yeah Trump is a bully running out of tricks

Fo shizzle

Fo shizzle