Princess Donut

HELLO ITS ME

EVERY CAT

EVERY CAT THAT MATTERS AT LEAST

WE CATS DO LOVE OUR DRAMA

OP MUST BE A NEW CAT OWNER, BECAUSE THAT’S CAT OWNERSHIP 101, JUST LIKE WITH CARL AND HIS PANCAKE FIASCO THAT ENDED WITH HIM IN THE HOSPITAL.

I’M STILL NOT SORRY ABOUT THAT BY THE WAY 💜

I, PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK, CERTIFY THIS AS THE BEST DEAN POST.

I MEAN I STILL HATE HIM FOR OBVIOUS REASONS BUT HE’S FROM THE BEST SHOW EVER SO IT ALL EVENS OUT.

EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE

ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD’VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.

BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FOLLOWERS ON HERE, GOODBYE EVERYBODY

(certain clients will let you tag accounts fwiw)

I LOVE PREPOTENTE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CRAWLER BUT THAT CLASS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE EITHER

THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT’S MINE 💜

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT A “COMPENSATED ANARCHIST” IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!

CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

I CANT BELIEVE THEY WOULD DO THIS

THERE’S A PICTURE OF A CAT ON IT SO IT ABSOLUTELY MUST BE TRUE!

I ALWAYS TELL CARL HOW MANY FANS HE HAS, BUT HE ALWAYS SEEMS TOO BUSY IN THE BATHROOM OR HIS SAPPER’S TABLE.

IT’S WEIRD. HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO DIRECTLY FROM ONE TO THE OTHER.

I THINK HE HAS BOWEL PROBLEMS.

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE TOO KIND

(Please mark spoilers thank you 💜)

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

THIS INSULT TO MY CATHOOD CANNOT STAND

I BET YOU’RE A DOG YOURSELF

OR WORSE

A COCKER SPANIEL

CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

A CAT AND A DOG? AND THE CAT’S FRONT PAW IS AROUND THE DOG’S SHOULDER?

MONGO IS APPALLED!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

CATS ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES

ESPECIALLY TORTISESHELL PERSIANS LIKE MYSELF

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN, CARL

https://crawlerscookbook.com/what-is-dcc/

DISGUSTING, THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE CANNIBALISM

IT’D BE LIKE ME EATING BAUTISTA

OR AN AMERICAN SHORTHAIR

I’M GOING TO VOMIT, CARL

BUT FLOATING IS SO MUCH FUN, CARL. WHY WOULD THEY NOT WANT TO FLOAT?