That’s more fucktrucks, but that sounds like something else entirely…

Nope, you’re about 70 years too late for that

Only the best people

Wayne. Trust me, this is the one, although you’ll hate that there was never a second series, it’s still phenomenal

Bus_es_, plural. They really put the effort in

Banger, tbf

It is, but I felt you’d done the “5 words” bit nicely in the first place. Consider it more of “five words and a bit of a foot-note”

It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

I was with you most of the way there (shout out to the chip butty), right up until that “pigs in blankets” abomination turned up. What in gods name has happened to them. Where’s the bacon, and why have they got that pastry nonsense on them? It’s behaviour like that this that explains the state of the world these days