I think that would be a crime.

Just prostitutes.

I think he was bin face.

Is he going to have to run a campaign against himself again?

Sounds like he had a cramp.

They are all scared of the dark.

I emptied my retard into your mom last night.

Being a dick. They were totally justified.

Reddit always bans me.

That was a lie.

They don’t live long enough.

To be fair the place was full of drunks.

So like Facebook?

It will melt.

They almost died because you are a shitty owner

Even a blind squirrel occasionally gets a nut.

Your mom always gives up the pihole.

The cable guy porn universe.

Tragic masturbation accident incoming.

Yes several.