Shock implants. Mandatory at birth.

Oh post money gay space communism is only available for billionaires. Every one else has to starve.

We actually have munitions that don’t blow up too. We could literally have killed just him. This isn’t 20 years ago anymore.

How do you think they’re going to transfer the money on a more mature coin? Oops, we lost the keys.

Oh look Putin and Thiel randomly managed to find the keys to America’s Bitcoins.

That’s interesting and all but many Spanish speaking people have had family on this side of the border since California was a Mexican territory.

You beat me to it.

Thanks I hate it.

In other news politicians continue to be confused as to why people are angry…

For reference, San Diego and Tijuana back right up to each other and have one of the busiest border crossings in the country.

You’re going to hear Spanish there.

Well shit. Time to rip my own files because their migration stuff is going to be all Microsoft proprietary.

You don’t make faces at them? If it gets out of hand you could always hold up a sign that says, “gEt GoOd sCrUb!”

He was arrested in Pennsylvania, what if was never in New York that night?

Shit if Biden had engaged with the 25th amendment in good faith and we’d had President Harris for a year already it would have been totally different.

This is not normal. He did not commit a crime. Everyone in these borders has first amendment rights specifically to prevent the government from just declaring some people non citizens and oppressing them.

Zero day is the day a city runs out of water and must literally truck it in.

Not for the entire southwestern United States. There’s 5 major cities off the top of my head getting ready to face a zero day. If you don’t think the stock market is going to react when that happens…