

Eggs! Check the eggs!
Eggs! Check the eggs!
Trump: Sit in Vietnam, communistic peace-shmeace me-hater. Shoo!
French: You can arrest even king. Well, we can. You, of course, cannot.
Conservatives: Sex is bad. No self-fucking!
Koreans: “Uncle Pu, take some money for your Ukrainians killing hobby”
Koreans, don’t be like that. Be like normal decent humans.
The well-being of locals is much more important to me than some may-be-vaccined-or-maybe-bilogical-bomb American whiner.
The best I can offer is a vaccination koncentrazionlager. No proof of vaccination? Behind the barbed wire off you go. Get your vaccines, wait a few weeks and, if everything is ok, go further.
You Americans for some crazy reason think that you should be let into any place because you’re American. Many people are sick of your chauvinism. “How dare you not to let me in?! I am American!”
Pffft.
Your idea would keep me, a fully vaccinated individual, out of Europe. A place I want to escape to eventually.
First, it isn’t a European problem. It is your problem.
Second, I’m sure (not a specialist and can’t prove but still sure) that vaccination can be proved medically (just test for antibodies upon injective a minor amount of virus/bacteria)
When I was a kid we didn’t need nor wanted “mobile phones”. What for? For parents always be able to shout “Go home!”?
Europe should start to limit US citizens migration. Demand vaccine lists. Common sense tests. The EU is slow, so it is better to start now to be ready when the US will finally go totally crazy in a few years.
Trump: I want a new toy!
Americans: it’s too cold there!
Danes: What the fuck do you want?
Russians: If Americans can do that why can’t we with Ukraine?
Chinese: Eh? That’s… What? Hmm…
Europe: [silence]
This ceramic looks nothing like apple but like glass.
Trumpoff: All your base are belong to us.
2024: USA wants to build a fence from the World.
2025: the World is building fence from the USA.
What a speech! <Ovation s>
Trump: arrest professors too.
You ask if I was clickbaited? No.
Clickbaiting again?
Samantha Manson: want some sandwiches with grass?
The obvious answer: never. Not because of humanism and all that. But because we cannot trust judges and executioners.
Hail, Satan!