rm -f /bin/rm

Summary

A malicious package passed seven independent AI-powered security gates, each of which failed to stop it for a different reason, none of which was “the code is safe.” The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.

Seven LLMs were arranged in series. Six assumed another had read the code; the seventh read it and apologised.

Key Learnings

A cross-functional Agentic Security Working Group has been chartered, replacing the cross-functional Security Working Group established after CVE-2024-YIKES, which never met. The new working group’s kickoff has been scheduled by an AI calendaring assistant into the same slot as the CVE-2024-YIKES retrospective. The calendaring assistant has marked both as Tentative.

The fact that Aviation and Maritime transports are visible, alongside large countries and continents emissions, is absolutely nuts.

With enough speed, both will not be oil tankers anymore after they collide. Unfortunately it may need more speed that they can achieve by themselves, we may need some kind of “oil tanker accelerator”

Hexagon hurricane season isn’t it ?

• Switch all protons and neutrons of the universe
• Set PI = 3

Claude has become the search Engine. Stackoverflow doesn’t even exist in the mind of Vibe coders around me. Disconnecting claude means coffee-time until it’s back

□□□□□□□□ !!

And 13! is a lot of Polands

Tap objects that are currently being exposed to true suffering:

The wall behind you, the upper-left of your hair,  the upper-right of your hair,  The wall behind you
The wall behind you, the top-left of your head,    the right of your head,        The wall behind you
The wall behind you, the bottom-left of your head, the bottom-right of your head, The wall behind you
The desk you are on, your left arm on the table,   your right arm below the desk, The desk you are on

Zidane, Ribery, Mbappe

Actually I have no idea. I’m not a football fan. I’m pretty sure that Zidane was huge, the two others I have no clue, only that I know their names, and only that should mean something

You can also save up to 100% by externalizing the HTML part too

if(payment == false) {
    blade.sharpness = 0;
    handle.confort = -2;
    reflection.displayAdd();
} else if(updated == true) {
    blade.sharpness = 4;
    handle.confort = 3;
} else {
    blade.sharpness = 3;
    handle.confort = 2;
    speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3");
}

I hate that I can’t translate this one to share it to the people around me that can’t English, this one is too good

A little part stills goes to soil and other, we wouldn’t have coal if old trees decomposed all their CO2 back to the air

But are not the markets collapsing when the function opens ?

Always have been

Classical error code 200

Fun fact: was right only once to me today