Must be kidnapping Putin. That’s what they do to bad men isn’t it.

“International”. Cheers from Australia.

Or temp toilets.

Up to now I have bought two bottles of bubbly and three of spirits. The first bottle got consumed when I celebrated another thing last October. The other drinks went too so I’m just going to buy a bottle on that great day. Cheers, can’t be long now. Surely !

Your two options are too easy. A fire and a stake are more appropriate. And if that’s too barbaric maybe slowly lowered into a vat of acid. Just a couple of thoughts that are suitable.

Made me chuckle.

Lol. My ex wife used orange paper once saying that it would be good to stand out. She didn’t even get an interview. She was about 36 at the time.

That’s a fair effort. You’ll possibly be there for another 20 then.

Lol. As an Englishman in Australia I do enjoy using that word. Spazzed out just means went a bit wild. Spastic drunk is fine too, well I think…

Imagine me when I first got to Australia as an Englishman to see a big headline in the newspaper saying something like, “Pakis lose to England”.

I was like, Whaaaaaaaaat !!!

I’ve now been here 32 years and I sometimes explain to Aussies that Brits aren’t allowed to use that word, which they’re rather surprised about. Because as you said in your last two sentences.

Cheers.

What about “A Spanish Inquisition” tho Zag ? :)

Yeah like, does the pub count ?

Most people don’t know about the “liest” part either but it’s true.

I’ve been quite happy to use the AI stuff actually. I’ve asked lots of random questions and within seconds it comes up with answers. Jesus should we go back to having to type in the specific web address to find everything !?

http/:www.whatdhfuckamitypingallthisoutfor?

Each to their own. Go in peace.