Turn your flesh into an AI and you’ll get hired immediately.
Cosmonaut_Collin
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Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Meta wins monopoly trial, convinces judge that social networking is deadEnglish
7·1 month agoThe guillotines require a subscription to guillotine+ to be operated. You will of course be forced to watch a quick 1 minute ad before the blade drops and there will be a fee to cancel your guillotine+ subscription. Once your payment is processed and you sign your soul over to the guillotine company through the terms and conditions, then the guillotines will come out.
He should have asked if she wants to stay in sometime.
Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when’s he’s sweaty.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Your brain is looking out for you, whether you want it or not.
22·2 months agoWe always see our brain as just a part of us, but we need to remember that we ARE our brain piloting a meat mech.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Trump announces 130% tariffs on China. The global trade war just came roaring back
8·2 months agoJust assume infinity as everything he does works towards ruining the economy.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•JD Vance admits groceries and housing are too expensive but bizarrely blames Biden
25·3 months agoCrazy how grocery prices and housing prices are both low and high at the same time. Republicans are really having a Schrodinger’s economy right now.
The best way to spread Linux is to install it on your friends computer while they’re not looking and then flee from the scene.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Windows 11 summarized in a fake error message I made.
6·4 months agoI actually find Onlyoffice to be a more suitable replacement to Microsoft office. It has formulas that libre office is missing and has support for editing transparency of images in word.
It’s after the soul of cinder. That’s the kiln of the first flame arena.
For me it’s installing a new OS every six months for a fun new experience.




There will be with the nuclear winter.