Irving could really put a sentence together holy shit.

I know it gets shit on but I legitimately like, “it was a dark and stormy night.” There’s a reason it became cliche. It’s very evocative.

I guess that’s true. Customer service has almost never been able to actually help me, even before.

It’s wild how many good uses of this tech there are, and how it’s mostly implemented in asinine ways, instead. It’s great for brainstorming. Not so great for customer fucking service.

Aren’t laser printers super toxic?

I like how he’s not even trying besides the braids. He at least used to have dirtbag energy. Now he’s just some dad but with shitty pigtails for some reason

Like the woman who carved a B into her forehead in the mirror and said it was Obama supporters. They do this because they believe it’s already happening but it’s not being reported on so they HAVE to fake the very real thing that that definitely happens so that people will know that it happens!!!

Wild.