How the fuck do you know if it is literal or not? Every single thing attached to Epstein is disgusting and depraved; an old dude giving another old dude a BJ is the least insane story to come out of this.

Why are you even trying to wave this away? Joke or not Donald had close ties with Epstein until the very end, that should be the bigger story because he has clearly been lying his ass off again. I honestly couldn’t give two shits if the orange fuck has had a dick in his mouth, but it would be absolutely hilarious if true. Plus, if people joke about this enough he’s going to address it publicly which would be so fucking funny to watch.

okay… and? This still makes it look a whole lot like trump and his buddies were very well intertwined with a convicted sex trafficker long after his depravity was revealed. It’s a lot less funny if trump didn’t blow clinton but that would be the least disgusting thing he did on the island.

“They’ll never hold a job. They’ll never play baseball. They’ll never write a poem. They’ll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted”

Waste of a human

Scourge on your family name

You’re not him, junior

• Haiku written by an austic person taking a shit, unassisted