Word up, buttercup

I am a vegetarian, Sir.

I quit eating meat eight years ago and I’ve never looked back.

It just solves all the problems

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… yes.

I wanna fight somebody… and they better be British

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Son of a bitch

The computer experience used to happen at home at a desktop. It wasn’t something you could carry around in your pocket

We would meet up on aim and then do our best to meet up in real life.

We had MapQuest when we need to get somewhere. But we had to print that stuff out, and it wasn’t always Fail safe.

My grandmother used to say when your palm itches it means someone’s going to give you money

Imagine dragging that Leviathan around

My buddy lives in Lincoln city. He’s a glass blower

It’s the best propaganda I’ve ever seen

Living the dream

Just call it Twitter

How dare you

You are welcome so long as you submit to the barbecue

This is America

So glad I voted for Godzilla in the last election