I bet salt water has killed more people than both of them combined.
Actually, that’s apocryphal. It isn’t the salt water that kills you, it’s actually Posiden.
Na: I will BURN you! You put me in water, I WILL DESTROY THE WATER.
Cl: You can’t even be near me! I will get into your lungs and DESTROY them!
NaCl: I will make your food taste better unless you use TOO MUCH OF ME AND THEN IT WILL TASTE BAD AND YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE WILL GO UP A BIT!
Its so dangerous just one touch can turn normal bread into a bagel
Mmm. Sodium bicarbonate. *drool*
You’re missing the fuckton of heat that is generated during neutralization. I’ve had a few lab volcanoes because of it (LOC due to the low-boiling organics flashing boiling).
…can i lick it?..
yes, you can!
Yeah, but don’t drink it.
Team Rocket coded.