Na: I will BURN you! You put me in water, I WILL DESTROY THE WATER.
Cl: You can’t even be near me! I will get into your lungs and DESTROY them!
NaCl: I will make your food taste better unless you use TOO MUCH OF ME AND THEN IT WILL TASTE BAD AND YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE WILL GO UP A BIT!
I bet salt water has killed more people than both of them combined.
Actually, that’s apocryphal. It isn’t the salt water that kills you, it’s actually Posiden.
Its so dangerous just one touch can turn normal bread into a bagel
Mmm. Sodium bicarbonate. *drool*
You’re missing the fuckton of heat that is generated during neutralization. I’ve had a few lab volcanoes because of it (LOC due to the low-boiling organics flashing boiling).
…can i lick it?..
yes, you can!
Yeah, but don’t drink it.
Team Rocket coded.
