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I purchased a relatively cheap bidet recently and it is the single best life upgrade I have ever made . It paid for itself in the first 2 months of not having to buy toilet paper (or at least not nearly as much). It is amazing, I highly recommend.
2 months! I should try this out… if i was still single, a 12 pack would last me like 3 months if not more. Having a wife? A 36 pack lasts like 1 month… its literally a roll a day. It drives me nuts because I honestly can’t understand how half of that isn’t just waste (if not more).
You’ll save loads of money over time. My wife and I used to go through at least half a cube of toilet paper each month. I installed a bidet and our TP consumption was easily quartered.
You got that bum gun bro?
All hail the bum gun