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I had no idea my kidneys use a hammer to make piss. Who said the internet makes people dumber?
As if my brain would go to sleep first and voluntary…
CLANG!
CLANG!
CLANG!
goes the trolley…
Of all the problems I’ve heard other people have trying to sleep, spontaneously breaking out into broadway musicals is rarely if ever on the list.
It’s called Linda Belcher disease, and it’s serious. Tens of people are afflicted with this horrible condition…
🎵 DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING? 🎶
🎵 SINGING A SONG OF ANGRY MEN. 🎶
🎵 IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE, 🎶
🎵 WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN! 🎶
