Make the plague great again!
Murican evangelists ensuring the rapture for all.
The “you do you, let me do me” doesn’t hold when the “you do you” involves everybody else as well.
“I want to die, and I want you to die with me!”
At some point you need to treat them like zombies and just bring out a fucking shotgun.
I think it’s well beyond time for that.
Yersinia pestis is actually super common in our groundsquirrels here in southern AZ.
This was the first recorded death from the disease in the county since 2007
… What?
Plague is still around, but people don’t really die from it any more because of modern medicine.
Very fitting that the Americans are about to get rid of modern medicine.
There are three types of black death :
Bubonic plague, you get in glands in your armpits - rarely fatal nowadays.
Pneumonic plague in your lungs, which can be fatal if not treated early.
Haemhorragic plague in the brain, which is almost always fatal. Its only painful for a day, then you don’t notice it. 40 days later, your brain literally explodes.
There are places along the highway in northern California that have signs warning you not to walk into the forest because you could get the plague.
Well… some areas of America are.
Federally
