The robot dogs police are starting to use has a two big red buttons, one on the face and one on the ass. Just jam your finger or pointer end of your rifle and it returns to station or shuts down.

In unrelated news, North Korea has exhausted its entire supply of ping pong balls.

I recently had a good experience with one of these where I was able to schedule an appointment for a contractor. They actually repeated my info back to me to make sure it was correct and I understood it.

So many times receptionists are either hard to understand or make a fuck up on some simple task.