I use Linux because the Windows normies recoil from my computer in fear whenever I open the terminal, like a school of fish around a shark. Sometimes I even open htop if I want the office to myself.

That Linux distribution? Albert Einstein. Everyone clapped.

Its cute that Linux users think the average Windows users is even aware of the existence of Linux

No one ever asked me “Oh, are you using linux?” Even if they see that your Desktop Environment is different from what they’re used to on Windows, they usually don’t notice it’s anything else than Windows.

Says yes to both

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“So you’re really good at computers right?”