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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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    Next level, make the center one USB-C.

    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      90degrees turned

      • Axolotl@feddit.it
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        Nah, otherwise you can’t accidentally make your motherboard shutdown for surge protection

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    This might actually be the opposite of evil: if you try to insert the USB cable the wrong way, you don’t need to rotate it, you can just try the next port. Seems more convenient to me.

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      Until…

      …there’s only one port left.

    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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      I was thinking similarly about the amount of medical equipment I have seen where something like this was done because it shipped with a right angle WiFi adapter that covered the upper ports or something like that and changing the port was easier than recertification with a different dongle.

    • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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      I was thinking the same, but…

      It’s well know.

  • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
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    Exhibit B

    usb=ethernet

    • RedEye FlightControl@lemmy.world
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      As someone who has worked a lifetime in IT, I cannot tell you how unbelievably common this is.

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        If not USB why USB-shaped?

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    And of course it only goes in after the third attempt

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    This can be fixed

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Nah, make it worse! The BIOS randomly selects between zero and three ports and ignores them for a random amount of time. It always rerolls when you reboot or when the timer runs out. They are all real and do work, but you never know which ones (if any) or how long.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Did you design my last motherboard?

  • TIEPilot@lemmy.worldBanned
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    We found Satan.

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    And they’re also too close together and the screws may be an obstacle to certain dongles, although that shouldn’t be a problem for industrial PCs

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    This could actually be some creative engineering. If you want to split power/fuses along two different circuits, this could be a way to differentiate. I have a tv with 3 HDMI ports but only one of them is CEC…🤷

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    Yeah, you deserve hell

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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    Just keeping them on their toes.

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    Counter-argument. If you had three usb cables to plug in, each one would take 2-3 rotations to get it right anwyay.

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    That looks like a Mettler Toledo titrator

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