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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago
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    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

    • gimp
    • finger
    • john the ripper
    • libcaca
    • toilet
    • fsck
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      unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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        man

        every Command Line Interface Tool

        (not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          man man

          • sensation (she/they)@sh.itjust.works
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            This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.

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              I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told

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                In this context I really hope you mean aides.

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              I giggle every time I see ‘man touch’

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            I just watched that movie.

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        jq, ed

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      Don’t forget fuck

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      I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

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        The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

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          Ah so BDSM then /s

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            No just BSD

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              BSDMobile?

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                IOS

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            Oh. Plenty, they just don’t fuck with ‘consent’.

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      Also, in Italian “sudo” means “I sweat”.

      sudo nano
      

      means “I sweat, dwarf”

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      Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the “finger” util in college, lol.

      Also finger \! && exit

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      Ugh, “gimp”? Seriously?

      And the name isn’t great either.

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        GNU Image Manipulation Program or GIMP

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      Pip yay

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      > man woman

      No manual entry for woman

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        Bro literal said “No bitches?” 😭😭😭😭

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      Also bitchx

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      Also there’s Rufus

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      I’m crying rn, caca means poop in spanish 😭😭😭

      Woah, poop is a good name for an util

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        wait until you hear of libpipi

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          Oh hell naw

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