my state of despair

I live in California and I can buy weed at the weed store.

Texans can’t.

Californian women have protected human rights that Texan women don’t.

So I guess my state has more freedom than Texas.

laughs in Western Australian

Oh yeah? Well my state is blue.

(Aka not considered a shithole state)

Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.

Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level

Who the hell sticks a bumper sticker on the side of their car? Hell, who the hell sticks a bumper sticker anywhere but the windows? Good luck removing them without destroying your paint once you get sick of them.

It’s such a fundamental information.

the arrogant cowboys are the best NFL team to ever do it