• fucktrump@lemm.ee
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    12 days ago

    These dumb fucks are going to have blood on their hands. I hope they all catch a bullet

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    12 days ago

    “Hey we said ‘rapidly’, nobody said anything about it still working when we’re done”

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    12 days ago

    Well, there goes disability for me, my full time care twin, and my siezure prone full time care sister…

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    12 days ago

    This schedule is ludicrous even if they cut all the Agile meetings in half and skip Sprint Grooming altogether.

  • Chris L@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    I would bet that there will be an “accidental” bug in the code that deletes every single Social Security account.

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      12 days ago

      Only those that criticize the government, somehow. “Oops, because of some complicated algorithm, it only affected people who posted the word ‘orange’ on social media recently.”

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      12 days ago

      “Woops! Well, just reapply via this new DOGE chatbot! It rejects applications with a 100% success rate!”

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    10 days ago

    For my Americans across the pond, I ask earnestly:

    What could Russia do today that would cement themselves as an unparalleled oligarchy where just a few people control everything with no regard for anybody else in their country, that the US isn’t already doing?