I had a buddy just out of college who had a job like this. He said the job was shit because he spent most of his time driving between different sites to extract and deliver organs. He never said much about dealing with the recently deceased, that part didn’t seem to bother him much, but traffic would set the dude off.
Apply for it like any other job. It helps to live near an Eye Bank or organ donation center.
Job posting from the Eye Bank Association of America (other countries and companies abroad are party of the EBAA not just for those in the USA):
https://ebaa.users.membersuite.com/community/career-center/gateway
And I thought my job sucks at times. Sounds like a walk in the park compared to “eyeball remover”. Yeesh.
I had a buddy just out of college who had a job like this. He said the job was shit because he spent most of his time driving between different sites to extract and deliver organs. He never said much about dealing with the recently deceased, that part didn’t seem to bother him much, but traffic would set the dude off.
Doesn’t sound too bad, you just need a spoon and a little effort and you too can become an eyeball remover
Chilis, sand, bleach, a spoon
How on Earth do you get that job? Like can I apply? I’m fascinated by the idea that a profession.
You can freelance with an ice cream scoop pretty easy.
A friend did it for a while, he runs a laser in surgery now and is much happier. He started as a mortician.
Apply for it like any other job. It helps to live near an Eye Bank or organ donation center. Job posting from the Eye Bank Association of America (other countries and companies abroad are party of the EBAA not just for those in the USA): https://ebaa.users.membersuite.com/community/career-center/gateway
It’s telling that even his dream job (security contractor in DRC) is very corpse-adjacent.
Sorry for the poor life choices Vance, but this immediately came into my head… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVyS9JwtFoQ