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As a clarification, the real time line is like 400 million years ago or so
Put a pin in that and we’ll circle back to it.
Hang on, I’ll run it up the flag pole
I’ll run you up my flagpole 😏
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It’s important, it puts the first patr in context.
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What does that have to do with the nineteen ninety-eight Hell in a Cell match?
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Don’t blame the land fish. If it had stayed underwater we’d just be having meetings there.
In a parallel universe: staff meetings, but underwater.
Meanwhile, whales.
Some of the fish were smart enough to get back into the water. We weren’t. It’s on us.
Whales and dolphins at least managed to save themselves.
Well… that timeline does match up better with Jesus riding a velociraptor
Thanks to *her
350 million would be closer.
Admittedly, we are now significantly less likely to be dismembered by much larger fish.
Or 8 foot sea scorpions.
Or, in the case of whales, drown and sink to the bottom of the ocean.
Nah, the fish crawled out of the ocean just to escape some bullshit meeting with the other fish.
It was the same with the trees. There’s no escaping.
It’s why we put so much money into space travel. You can do pretty much everything you need to do with robots, but that’s not the point. The point is to get out of bullshit meetings.
“Houston is on comms and wants to discuss the status of the mission”. Fuck it, let’s fly this thing into the nearest black hole.
Understandable really
Can we just go back in time and evolve into a crab instead
*forward in time
Just be patient. It’s inevitable.
It was likely a her
Some Gen Z is furious about this.
