Why do you need to rev it early in the morning for 5 minutes waking up the neighborhood?

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    An arroyo runs through my neighborhood (dry river bed). The kids ride their dirt bikes through it. I noticed a couple of years ago a few kids had electric versions. They’re very quiet, and the kids have just as much fun, it seems. I was happy to see that.

    We still have the small-dicks who rev their cars, trucks, and bikes on their way to work every morning, though. Probably the same fools who set off near-professional grade fireworks every night for several days around the 4th of July. It used to be only on the 4th, but now it spreads across a week, plus New Years, and Veterans Day and Memorial Day.

    Can’t wait for genetic modification that gives every male the same size dick.