I’ve been kicking this can down the road for years, but I finally got a job that involves cutting so much melamine board there’s no way I’m doing it with a circular saw.
I watched multiple safety videos before even opening the package, and now I’m just sitting here staring at it wondering whether I should fire it up and cut off a finger or two. I’m fucking terrified of this thing.
Routers are pure terror
Modern routers scare me even more. They have things like soft start and such. I’ve got this little Craftsman cordless palm router, bout it at Lowe’s, it’s got plenty of power for a trim router, it cuts fine, it’s got soft start and it runs quiet when the bit isn’t cutting. It’s terrifyingly friendly. I’m scared someone out there isn’t going to pay it the respect it deserves because of how gentlemanly and courteous it is and end up spraying phalanges across the shop.