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minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 month agoWait a second…how did they get that chimp finger. They aren’t exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo. You cut it off didn’t you… You monster!!!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoThey obviously made a wish using a monkey’s paw.
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoAnd as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThen they’re out of luck, since chimpanzees aren’t monkeys.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIt corrupted their wish, like it always does.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month ago“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoif you’re the one who shot him, then you don’t get to say “The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!”
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoNo!!! I don’t want a freaking toe. Stop defiling corpses you sicko. Now go put that back where you found it.
Wait a second…how did they get that chimp finger.
They aren’t exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo.
You cut it off didn’t you…
You monster!!!
They obviously made a wish using a monkey’s paw.
And as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.
Then they’re out of luck, since chimpanzees aren’t monkeys.
It corrupted their wish, like it always does.
“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
if you’re the one who shot him, then you don’t get to say “The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!”
No!!! I don’t want a freaking toe.
Stop defiling corpses you sicko.
Now go put that back where you found it.