resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1330file-text
arrow-up1330external-linkJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square71linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePman@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·6 months agoI was thinking the exact same thing
minus-squareSeeMarkFly@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoAs usual, I’m late for the party.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoSo how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoi posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoThat actually makes sense.
I was thinking the exact same thing
As usual, I’m late for the party.
So how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
i posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
That actually makes sense.