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minus-squarelasta@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·22 days agoA friend told me that as part of a “team bonding exercise” they were asked to sing one of their favorite songs with the lyrics re-worded about their job or company and I am so thankful that this bullshit hasn’t spread to my country yet.
minus-squareninjabard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·22 days ago🎵 I know a task that gets on everybody’s nerves…🎵 🎵Why does this meeting never end🎵 🎵it just goes on and on my friend🎵 🎵Some C-suite level jokers heard that number must go up🎵 🎵This could have been an email but we’ll forever ever wonder…🎵
minus-squarelasta@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·22 days ago🎵I suffer, but why?🎵 - Napalm Death changed lyric to meet the assignment reflects feelings about the task ends your turn as soon as possible so that the next poor soul gets to participate in this corporate hazing ritual
minus-squareDon Piano@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·22 days agoJust sing Gwar - Sick of You, unchanged
minus-squareanton@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-221 days agoThere are so many songs from the labor movement that can easily be modified for the modern office environment, I’m sure your boss will love it. 🎵 You write 16 reports and what do you get 🎵 Another day older and deeper in debt or 🎵 My dad was an accountant and I’m an accountants son 🎵 And I’ll stick with the union till every battle 's won or 🎵I stood nee deep in politics, got sick with a churning gut 🎵 I shoveled out the bullshit and it neigh on makes you chokes. …
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·22 days agoIf they try to take away working from home, I will become a bin man
minus-squareBottleCaptain@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·22 days agoHow… How often do you think binmen work from home?
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 days agoHave you seen my desk?
minus-squareGladaed@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 days agoTeam bonding exercises can be great though, e.g. going go-carting on company time or having a walk. Enables you to be more kind to colleagues.
minus-squarePlexSheep@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 days ago うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ 私が俗に言う天才です Fits perfectly.
A friend told me that as part of a “team bonding exercise” they were asked to sing one of their favorite songs with the lyrics re-worded about their job or company and I am so thankful that this bullshit hasn’t spread to my country yet.
🎵 I know a task that gets on everybody’s nerves…🎵
🎵Why does this meeting never end🎵
🎵it just goes on and on my friend🎵
🎵Some C-suite level jokers heard that number must go up🎵
🎵This could have been an email but we’ll forever ever wonder…🎵
🎵I suffer, but why?🎵 - Napalm Death
Just sing Gwar - Sick of You, unchanged
There are so many songs from the labor movement that can easily be modified for the modern office environment, I’m sure your boss will love it.
🎵 You write 16 reports and what do you get
🎵 Another day older and deeper in debt
or
🎵 My dad was an accountant and I’m an accountants son
🎵 And I’ll stick with the union till every battle 's won
or
🎵I stood nee deep in politics, got sick with a churning gut
🎵 I shoveled out the bullshit and it neigh on makes you chokes.
…
If they try to take away working from home, I will become a bin man
How… How often do you think binmen work from home?
Have you seen my desk?
Team bonding exercises can be great though, e.g. going go-carting on company time or having a walk.
Enables you to be more kind to colleagues.
Fits perfectly.