• PugJesus@piefed.socialM
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    2 months ago

    British government: “We really like your design, we think we’re going to go with your submission. We’ll just send somebody by to make sure your facilities are up to snuff to match the high quality of the design and required production numbers. I mean, obviously you aren’t just three guys in a shed fiddling with gun design, ha, but we have to go through the process! See you Tuesday!”

    Guy in a shed, hanging up the phone: “Bro what the fuck are we gonna do”

    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      (sips tea) It’s ok lad, I’ll hire the workshop and half a dozen staff, you secure a couple of lathes, a milling machine, and break out the sign paint.