Love this. Was thinking about jokingly saying I don’t want to fuck a Monet, but decided against it. I’m glad someone else went with it and did a better job.
Ew. Monet? That slutty art just puts it all out there for anyone to get it. I prefer that punishing dom, Magritte. Yeah baby, tease me with your gestalt. Show me that pipe and then deny my inferences. “Oh yeah, nice fucking flower, Monet. What, am I supposed to just imagine there’s a face hidden behind those lilies, all by myself?”
The amount of times I’ve been met with “but you’re gay” when I’ve been “wow, she’s gorgeous!” or something similar is astonishing.
Like I can recognise when someone or something is aesthetically pleasing, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I want to shag it.
How are museums legal? Like, why am I the only one who gets in trouble when I fuck the art?
Isn’t doing a sex on something the only way to express your appreciation for something?
*picks up an /s* “What’s this doing here?”
Love this. Was thinking about jokingly saying I don’t want to fuck a Monet, but decided against it. I’m glad someone else went with it and did a better job.
Ew. Monet? That slutty art just puts it all out there for anyone to get it. I prefer that punishing dom, Magritte. Yeah baby, tease me with your gestalt. Show me that pipe and then deny my inferences. “Oh yeah, nice fucking flower, Monet. What, am I supposed to just imagine there’s a face hidden behind those lilies, all by myself?”
Ceci n’est pas Magritte.
Je suis la jeune fille
Van Gogh stans in shambles
Did I just become bi?