Olga of Kyiv was known for her fiery temper and gift for diplomacy.
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Straw roofs were heavily used in these lands, so it’s not that unlikely.
The unlikely part are the flaming arrows arriving, well, still flaming. Even with modern petrochemicals that’s a hard thing to pull off.