Finger, toes. My wife’s fingers and probably 5 or 6 of her toes. My neighbor’s fingers and toes if there were beans in the chili.
Call me when there is a self-hosted solution.
Not a wearable, but I have an air quality monitor hooked up in my office and those usually trigger VOC alerts.
Peepee poopoo
I possess humans and synchronize it all so no one knows whodunit
Not our brainfarts. Checkmate, atheist!
On fingers? Look, some of us need an abacus.
Edit: I also distinctly remember the claim that humans fart 14 times a day on average. Are you telling me this figure was just made up? Without counting the farts with smart underwear?! That’s a travesty. I was spreading misinformation this whole time.
Technology solving the real problems fr fr
Do I smell an ignobel in the wind?
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Finally I can unplug the kazoo from my ass.
“We just genuinely don’t know. Isn’t that funny? [In] 2026 we don’t know if people are farting at night or not.”
That’s dumb. Anybody who’s married knows that people fart in their sleep, you just can’t tell her or she’ll get pissed.
